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July 14, 2005
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Posted by Paul at 11:57 AM | Comments (2)
July 12, 2005
The ever-present lavatory stink-u-lators
It is now the fashion in office lavatories to include a stink-u-lator. This is a device that is bolted high up on a wall. It's purpose in life is to count seconds and then to deliver measured doses of "Perfume". By perfume what I really mean is a differently-flavored stench than that which is currently present in the lavatory.
Myself, I do not enjoy ANY of the flavors of stench available for use in stink-u-lators. In my opinion floral scented excrament is actually worse then simply the odor of excrament. It is so bad that I complain mightily and hide fancy soaps if they are even RUMORED to be vanilla scented. My gorge rises at the thought of a log of vanilla-flavored post hamburger squeezings filling the room with it's boquette.
Designers, please take note. The Stink-u-lators are a bad idea. Here is a free clue. This is a MEN'S LAVATORY. Spritzing the occasional 0.5 ml of cloying scent will not make it any better at all. What should be done instead is to have one wall completely made up of sound-stage grade tornado fans pointed directly at the comodes, then venting unto a 42m smokestack to protect the rest of the neighborhood. Ugh.
Posted by moochie at 03:53 PM | Comments (2)